Work

About four weeks into the new gig, I'm coming up with a few things that seem to relate pretty much to every single job I've ever had:

• I think I'm better than my bosses at what they do.
• I think I'm better than my peers at what we do.
• I think the youngsters at work are basically in the way.
• I hate nicknames.
• I am not a cheerleader.
• younger Hispanic girls are a necessary distraction.
• if my co-workers can't lift forty pounds, they're useless.
  
• I rock.